tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13901443507350380412011-04-21T14:15:10.865-07:00ShrimpCakeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09143380599844567318noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1390144350735038041.post-85422338650202784172009-05-17T02:29:00.001-07:002009-05-17T02:42:18.768-07:00So apparently I love Jason Mraz and McFly...just when i thought that I wasn't 10 years old anymore...<div><br /></div><div>Woot! Amy Winehouse was booed off the stage during her first performance of the year cause she was staggering around drunk...which confirms rumours that she's in Alcoholics Unanonymous :D Funny? No? I should stop talking? Not gonna happen. l. o. l.</div><div><br /></div><div>Britney Spears on the other hand has a great Circus tour with her children, whom the court has barred her from seeing, being granted special permission to accompany her. Which I think is good news cause kids should always know what they're parents do for a living...which for Britney is getting involved in scandlas the British monarch are proud of, but hey, singing IS her job #2.</div><div><br /></div><div>In Canada, some months ago, a woman called the police because she was "locked inside her car". The police officer told her over the phone if she tried unlocking the locks to which she replied "Oh...yeah it's open now". Around that time, an American called the police because KFC would not give him sauce for his chicken...at times like these, I make jokes but in this case, it would be WAYYY too easy for me :D</div><div><br /></div><div>And now that I'm done telling you things you probably already knew, time to tell you ALL THE STUFF that's been going on with me!!!</div><div>d</div><div>r</div><div>u</div><div>m</div><div>r</div><div>o</div><div>l</div><div>l</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>HEY! I can see that you're not drumrolling! Now do it!</div><div>d</div><div>r</div><div>u</div><div>m</div><div>r</div><div>o</div><div>l</div><div>l</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>(the world awaits the news in silence)</div><div>(people everywhere shout in ecstacy to know what's been happening in my life)</div><div>(although that's a bit contradictory cause I earlier said the world was in silence)<br />(Ah well, we're all allowed to make mistakes)<br />(maybe not in this case though cause it's a blog post which i can edit)</div><div>(but editing requires pushing buttons which is really TIRING!)</div><div>(I'm fat for a reason...so that i don't have to keep pushing buttons)<br />(then again, doing this requires pushing buttons)<br />(I HATE CONTRADICTIONS!!!)</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>Life's good. Exams over. Got a crumpler. Eating a sandwich. Became president of the world.</div><div><br /></div><div>Okay so i'm lying about one of those things...it's actually a croissant.</div><div><br /></div><div>Shrimp out!<br /><br />PS: How I Met Your Mother PWNS!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1390144350735038041-8542233865020278417?l=shrimpcomedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ShrimpCakeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09143380599844567318noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1390144350735038041.post-3207068801199999652009-05-03T05:11:00.000-07:002009-05-03T05:19:03.511-07:00People are bombing houses, hotels, train stations, synagogues as well as swindling money from the general public to give retention bonuses to higher-ups. But a greater pandemic has emerged...something involving pigs.<div><br /></div><div>Not you Mike Huckabee...stop trying to get attention</div><div><br /></div><div>Swine Flu, or as it is referred to as H1N1 Influenza A Virus has taken over the world!!! And by that i mean 2 or 3 countries in the Americas and a few others, which have 1 case each. Overreaction? Yes. But is it a waste of time??? (the WHO deleted the answer to that, in fear of rebellion)</div><div><div>Anyhoo, i made a video about it on the shrimpcakes channel...here ya go laddies,</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OyUC43w-shc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OyUC43w-shc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></div></div><div><br /></div><div>Woop de doodle do!!! Obama has been in the Black and White House for a grand 100 days b*tches! And a lot has changed in those 100 days...for example, he appeared on the Heroes season finale.</div><div>No? That wasnt him? Which other guy could play a black president who is NOT ostracised and gets away with it?</div><div><br /></div><div>Seriously though, America and Wolverine certainly are undergoing evolution...it was just a few decades back that these united states would not allow a black to vote, have a say, or breathe air that was once breathed by a white guy. Congrats US! You finally have a heart. Then again, the Iraq War negates that so I retract my statement.</div><div><br /></div><div>New favourite show: 30 rock. It's awesome and if you don't like it, you probably voted for Palin, bitch.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1390144350735038041-320706880119999965?l=shrimpcomedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ShrimpCakeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09143380599844567318noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1390144350735038041.post-77787134143387305332009-03-07T06:11:00.000-08:002009-03-07T06:13:39.504-08:00Post. HA! I can SO stick around my own blog on a regular basis! Suck on that, sceptics!<div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>K Bye</div><div>just kidding :D</div><div><br /></div><div>But seriously, bye.</div><div>PS: Will post soon</div><div>PSS: Again</div><div>PSSS: The post will be longer</div><div>PSSSS: I think</div><div>PSSSSS: (train of thought goes off-rails)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1390144350735038041-7778713414338730533?l=shrimpcomedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ShrimpCakeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09143380599844567318noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1390144350735038041.post-22432525687995768982009-02-19T04:42:00.000-08:002009-02-19T04:47:43.358-08:00So this would be the first entry on the Shrimp Comedy Blog! This site is meant to be a supplement to my comedy videos on youtube, on my account "shrimpcakes". Of course no actual comical video creation has been uploaded yet but fret not...it'll be uploaded in a month or so, so that gives you enough time to plan an escape...or not really, it's just the web...you can choose not to watch it...unless you don't...(awkward moment)...<div><br /></div><div>Well nothing else to say but stick around. Although there is a huge possibility I'll forget about this blog's existence.</div><div><br /></div><div>Bye.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh wait, introductions.</div><div><br /></div><div>So, the layout of this blog is uber basic, which is fine by me, because I want substance, not style...OK FINE i don't know how to edit...call me out on it, why dont you?!?! Once I know how to insert a tagboard...erm, i mean once i learn how to tone down its awesomeness so that its not too much for the human eye, i'll insert it. i SO know how to insert a tagboard</div><div><br />...</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh and also, I'll be...</div><div>Nope nothing else to say. So bye for real this time.<br /></div><div>But not forever.</div><div>I'll return.</div><div>I'll be back.</div><div>Woah, Transformers deja vu</div><div>Wait, that line's from Terminator</div><div>Was it 1, 2 or 3?</div><div>What is Terminator?</div><div>And what's "deja"?</div><div>And what's "vu"?</div><div>I crown myself the king of non-sequiturs.</div><div><br /></div><div>The Shrimp</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1390144350735038041-2243252568799576898?l=shrimpcomedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ShrimpCakeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09143380599844567318noreply@blogger.com0